One of the best lines I've ever read. It came from a fake book
‘Will you speak to us of love?’ Almitra asks, like a child. They care nothing of the dying sun, the burnt earth, their inevitable mortality. ‘Tell us a story about love, they say. And give it a happy ending.’
SKINNY CHRIS EVANS:Yes sir. I’m willing to spend hours at the gym, eat a ton of that disgusting weight gain powder, and work my ass off if that’s what it takes!
STANLEY TUCCI:Ha ha, zilly boy! Ve have drugs for you!
SKINNY CHRIS EVANS:Wait, the Marvel superhero meant to most perfectly embody the American ideal got his powers not from hard work, not even from luck, but from cheating by using what are basically blue steroids?
STANLEY TUCCI:DC Comics’ all-American superhero is an illegal immigrant, I’d say ve’re doing pretty vell.
(from The Editing Room's script of Captain America)
Twitter made an important announcement this week regarding their ability to filter content across jurisdictions. The ensuing conspiracy theories and hand-wringing in certain corners of the internet were depressingly predictable, and as I tweeted this morning: